I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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