those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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