I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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