"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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