Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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