Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
so much tequila, so little girl.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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