I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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