She's JV to your varsity
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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