Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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