There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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