your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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