I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
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Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm having to shit out rocks
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