Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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