some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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