I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
and she was petting her beer can
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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