Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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