She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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