More tranny stories later!
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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