yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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