I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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