Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
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You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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