this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
My breasts were aching with rage.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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