Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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