I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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