There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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