I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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