you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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