I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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