This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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