why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I understand Curling. That high.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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