We need to rekindle our bromance
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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