I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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