Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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