He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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