Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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