I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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