I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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