A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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