The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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