...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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