I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
being pregnant is like rehab
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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