Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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