Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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