I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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