So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
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My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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