I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I touched a dick in church today
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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