I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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