i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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