is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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