I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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